Drawings by Laurie: infant avengers - bear lobotomy

I know this artist...pawsonally

Words will be had

PHOTOSHOP!!!!

Photo in the News: Cat Chases Bear Up Tree

Today the Universe. Tomorrow the......ah.....

After being described at last night's dead dog party as a "seasoned political operator" I appear to have been made Chancellor of the Universe.

Not that this surprises me, of course. I always knew that my natural apptitude for embezzlement would finally be rewarded.

Now I hold the purse strings. My budget will largely comprise generous tax breaks for convention-going apocrypha together with heavy finanacial penalities for anyone using the word "plushie" or "toy". I haven't decided what to do about those bloody beeblebears yet - think I'll wait until the nightmares go away.

Unlike that other duo, I think my new boss and I will get along fine. I googled him today and discovered he is the origin of a quote which defines my personal world view:

"I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level."

Well it works for me.

Furry Friends

Today I joined the YouTube generation....

[proud sigh]

But does it includes Bears?

Time magazine has announced this year's person of the year. Apparently it's "Us".

I think that entitles me to proudly display this:

Read the Time article
Get your own seal (don't club it)

However I think "Bear of the Year" would have a much better ring to it. Don't you?